Enter My Nightmare

It's Sydney & there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne.

Zodiac at Their Worst

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

(via lohanthony)

cantlivewithoutliv:

is your boyfriend even your boyfriend if he doesn’t touch your butt

(via sorry)

telapathetic:

when some nasty anon tries to start shit with meimage

(Source: telapathetic, via magicul)

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: toujou-nozomi, via hotboyproblems)

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via gnarly)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via covocal)

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